1. Note the arrival of a package bearing the return address of “Wondermark.com.”
2. Jump up and down with glee.
3. Plod up stairs with package and sundry less-important items.
4. Tear open package with hands, vestigial prehensile tail, foreceps, whatever’s handy.
5. Marvel at quality of ill-gotten tome, resplendent with silver gilt and rich layouts.
6. Grin absurdly at the sketch provided by the author at his own behest, as well as supplemental “The Revolution Will Not Be Telegraphed” sticker. Affix sticker to laptop, gym locker or muzzle of small yappy dog.
7. Clutch book to chest; hug. (Warning: Several cartoon hearts may exude from general bodily vicinity. This is normal.)
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i thought you had that tail removed?ps. i don’t think you can have a vestigial tail that is prehensile. just sayin’.
and here I thought you knew me, Kim.