Oh, dear violists, I kid because I love. Please put down the bow. (it needs re-rosining)

I hope this comic doesn’t come off as too much of a put-down. Violas are lovely instruments, adding tone and richness to many orchestral and pop music pieces. And I myself sucked out loud at cello, which I mildly regret. (Practice your instruments, kids.) But as we all know, Wikipedia never lies.