As anyone who follows me on Twitter might have noticed, I’ve been cuckoo for Homestuck lately. Took me a longass time and several attempts to get into it, but over two weeks, I’ve managed to burn through its ~5500 page archive (along with several movies and interactive games). So, owing to health issues, I decided to recap D’s tell-all tale in the Andrew Hussie fashion. Yes, I know he hasn’t met his ghost face-to-face yet, but it’s my filler, dammit.