Emergency services are on their way to place Daniel in the appropriate sick burn ward.
Thanks to Dave Dixon (@PrimoOptimoso on Twitter) for unknowingly supplying me with a great name for my sex shoppe. I imagine it’s in the same area as a pub of my own making, The Pointy Dildo.
I first read the “Buy one get one 1/2 off” sign as “Buy one get one off,” which would’ve fit in just as well.