Screw you, ghost! I got a hot date and you ain’t invited!

I personally have never heard anyone order a “black eye” before. I’ve heard “red eye” a bunch of times; when I looked up exactly what it was (coffee with an extra shot of espresso), “black eye” was lumped along with it (coffee with two extra shots). If you’re feeling like something a little creamier, I recommend asking for a tuxedo: half mocha, half white mocha. Mmmm.